Fun with Sir

I've been with Sir for 3 months.  We have made such an easy, comfortable connection that it leaves me just amazed sometimes.  I feel so lucky.  I don't think I've said it recently, but I feel so lucky.  We seem to have just so much in common and it's just been easy.  It reminds me of an Eagles' song....peaceful, easy feeling.  But, I digress and that song doesn't really apply.

I enjoy reading older chat sessions with Sir.  Sessions from when we were just getting to know each other.  Some of them are racy. Like the day when I was particularly horny.  I had already attended myself a couple of times that day, but Sir wanted to be part of the solution as well.  So he just took charge....  Nice.  A couple of days later Sir really took charge.  Like total charge of when I could attend myself.  Which hasn't happened without his direction since.

And then there are the moments of maybe being a little too familiar a little too early.  Like the time we were chatting about morality standards and Sir says, "and then you toss in the evangelicals."

[insert cyber silence here]

But, in reality, I'm laughing my head off.  I consider that part of my twisted sense of humor that awkward moments are so funny to me.

And Sir follows with, "Hope you're not evangelical."

I'm actually thoroughly amused at this point, mainly because I am.  Evangelical, that is.  Although, apparently, I don't fit the stereotype.  Big surprise there!  Ha.

And then....in the next breath Sir says, "You're not Republican, are you?"

Gulp. Up to this point, I had't been spanked by Sir.  But, I'm seriously wondering if that is going to change and I'm going to get one.  And a good one at that!

Funny.  I still think it's funny.   Sir has really strong political opinions.  And, actually, I don't.  I describe my political views on my Facebook as passionately apathetic.  And I'm not really.  Apathetic or Republican.

And more fun with Sir...  A few weeks ago, Sir was telling me what a good girl I was.  And that I really am.  A good girl, that is.  Really, I am.  Anyway...there is a bit of silence and I can almost feel the gears turning in Sir's head.  Finally he says, "You know for a good girl, you get an awful lot of spankings!"

Yep, Sir is clever.  Very clever.

So....thank you, Sir.  I may get more spankings than any good girl should, but you have made life fun.  Very fun, Sir.

My Hero

Today would have been my mother's 74th birthday.  I couldn't have asked for a more loving and wonderful woman for a mom.  I couldn't have known a better love. So thankful to have been a part of such an incredible beautiful life. Someone who truly poured out her life...

I love and miss you.  I will think of you every day until I see you again.

And the Champion is....

And my twisted mind immediately starts hearing Queen's lyrics "we are the champions."  Said lyrics of course going along with Queen's "We Will Rock You." Which is just what the Champ flex vibrator from EdenFantasys will do. Rock you.

The Champ flex is one of many traditional vibrators available from EdenFantasys.  It is quite an impressive "Champ" too.  In my opinion, it belongs in the heavyweight category.  This is no lightweight vibe.  My Champ "weighed in" at 9 3/4" long, with 8 3/4" insertable length, and 6" circumference.  This differed from the stats on the web page, so you can probably expect some fluxations in your Champ's numbers as well.

And the winner is....

The "Champ" is big.  Big for what I'm accustomed to anyway.  So, Sir says we'll just have to have more rounds with the "Champ" so my sparring with it will improve! Sir has to warm me up with some more lightweight sparring to get me ready to go a few rounds with the "Champ."

The "Champ" is bent.  Bent in a way that provides stimulation to your g-spot.  And the stimulation is nice.  There is a wide variety of vibes speeds to the "Champ" as well.  You can really, really feel the vibrations.  It actually provides alot of stimulation from the lowest setting and obviously on the highest setting.  And for all that buzzing it is still pretty quiet in the noise arena.

Sparring partners

The "Champ" is big.  Did I already mention that.  If you like your "Champ" big, I say go for it.  If you would like your champion to be in a different weight bracket the kind people at EdenFantasys offer a wide variety of sex toys.  You will surely find your perfect sparring partner with EdenFantasys.

And this is how the "Champ" measures up to my usual sparring partner  

I like my "Champ," but think it will take a few more rounds of sparring with it before I'm in its league!  Oh well, I see more training in my future!