Fun with Sir

I've been with Sir for 3 months.  We have made such an easy, comfortable connection that it leaves me just amazed sometimes.  I feel so lucky.  I don't think I've said it recently, but I feel so lucky.  We seem to have just so much in common and it's just been easy.  It reminds me of an Eagles' song....peaceful, easy feeling.  But, I digress and that song doesn't really apply.

I enjoy reading older chat sessions with Sir.  Sessions from when we were just getting to know each other.  Some of them are racy. Like the day when I was particularly horny.  I had already attended myself a couple of times that day, but Sir wanted to be part of the solution as well.  So he just took charge....  Nice.  A couple of days later Sir really took charge.  Like total charge of when I could attend myself.  Which hasn't happened without his direction since.

And then there are the moments of maybe being a little too familiar a little too early.  Like the time we were chatting about morality standards and Sir says, "and then you toss in the evangelicals."

[insert cyber silence here]

But, in reality, I'm laughing my head off.  I consider that part of my twisted sense of humor that awkward moments are so funny to me.

And Sir follows with, "Hope you're not evangelical."

I'm actually thoroughly amused at this point, mainly because I am.  Evangelical, that is.  Although, apparently, I don't fit the stereotype.  Big surprise there!  Ha.

And then....in the next breath Sir says, "You're not Republican, are you?"

Gulp. Up to this point, I had't been spanked by Sir.  But, I'm seriously wondering if that is going to change and I'm going to get one.  And a good one at that!

Funny.  I still think it's funny.   Sir has really strong political opinions.  And, actually, I don't.  I describe my political views on my Facebook as passionately apathetic.  And I'm not really.  Apathetic or Republican.

And more fun with Sir...  A few weeks ago, Sir was telling me what a good girl I was.  And that I really am.  A good girl, that is.  Really, I am.  Anyway...there is a bit of silence and I can almost feel the gears turning in Sir's head.  Finally he says, "You know for a good girl, you get an awful lot of spankings!"

Yep, Sir is clever.  Very clever.

So....thank you, Sir.  I may get more spankings than any good girl should, but you have made life fun.  Very fun, Sir.

My Hero

Today would have been my mother's 74th birthday.  I couldn't have asked for a more loving and wonderful woman for a mom.  I couldn't have known a better love. So thankful to have been a part of such an incredible beautiful life. Someone who truly poured out her life...

I love and miss you.  I will think of you every day until I see you again.

And the Champion is....

And my twisted mind immediately starts hearing Queen's lyrics "we are the champions."  Said lyrics of course going along with Queen's "We Will Rock You." Which is just what the Champ flex vibrator from EdenFantasys will do. Rock you.

The Champ flex is one of many traditional vibrators available from EdenFantasys.  It is quite an impressive "Champ" too.  In my opinion, it belongs in the heavyweight category.  This is no lightweight vibe.  My Champ "weighed in" at 9 3/4" long, with 8 3/4" insertable length, and 6" circumference.  This differed from the stats on the web page, so you can probably expect some fluxations in your Champ's numbers as well.

And the winner is....

The "Champ" is big.  Big for what I'm accustomed to anyway.  So, Sir says we'll just have to have more rounds with the "Champ" so my sparring with it will improve! Sir has to warm me up with some more lightweight sparring to get me ready to go a few rounds with the "Champ."

The "Champ" is bent.  Bent in a way that provides stimulation to your g-spot.  And the stimulation is nice.  There is a wide variety of vibes speeds to the "Champ" as well.  You can really, really feel the vibrations.  It actually provides alot of stimulation from the lowest setting and obviously on the highest setting.  And for all that buzzing it is still pretty quiet in the noise arena.

Sparring partners

The "Champ" is big.  Did I already mention that.  If you like your "Champ" big, I say go for it.  If you would like your champion to be in a different weight bracket the kind people at EdenFantasys offer a wide variety of sex toys.  You will surely find your perfect sparring partner with EdenFantasys.

And this is how the "Champ" measures up to my usual sparring partner  

I like my "Champ," but think it will take a few more rounds of sparring with it before I'm in its league!  Oh well, I see more training in my future!

Let Me Count The Ways

I've noticed that I say Yes Sir alot now.  ALOT!  I've also noticed that Yes Sir is said with many different meanings. 

I've said Yes Sir in the normal sense of an affirmative answer to a question.  "Are you naked?"  "Yes Sir."

I've said Yes Sir in response to a statement that really doesn't need my affirmation to be afforded validity because they are statements of Sir's preference and stand alone as that.  "I like you being naked for me." "Yes Sir."  I'm not really sure why I feel the need to respond to these statements other than to acknowledge that I understand Sir will have what he wants.

I've said Yes Sir to show submission or acknowledgement. "You did not upset me." "Yes Sir."  This "Yes Sir" is accompanied by a lowering the eyes, or a bowing of my head.  This one is pure acceptance of what Sir says.

I've said Yes Sir to questions to show my desire.  "Are you ready to begin?" "Yes Sir." This "Yes Sir" is usually preceded by a moan or a whimper.

I've said Yes Sir to show willingness to serve and give Sir what he wants.  "Cum for me," or "Give me what I want." "Yes Sir."  This one is not quiet.  This one is accompanied by loud moans or strong whimpers. This one is screamed in the moments of passion.

I've said Yes Sir in response to Sir's desires. "I want to lie next to you and cuddle."  "Yes Sir."  This one is normally preceded by a soft moan.  It conveys my mutual desire.

I'm sure there are more. Many, many more. But they each of their own nuances. Their own intonation. 
Their own unique moments of expression.  Their own separate meanings and acknowledgements.

Purple People Eater

Mini vibe with some Mega wow!

Purple people eater is the first thing I thought when I got my mini bullet from EdenFantasys, the on-line retailer of adult sex toys.

When I first chose this vibrator for review, I did so mainly because it was remote controlled, not giving much consideration for its power as a vibrator.  I mean, it's so small how could such a tiny vibe compare to other vibrators?

Turns out I was in for a few surprises related to this vibrator.  While the vibe on this mini bullet is not much bigger than a quarter, it carries a lot of power in that small area.  With four vibration settings, you can go from just a light teasing at the lower settings to some real stimulation at the higher settings.  Of course it has been great for clitoral stimulation, but we've used it for nipple stimulation as well.

This vibe is very mobile.  The remote control easily fits into a pocket and the cord is amply long to be placed on those sensitive spots!  The vibe is so quiet it could be called silent.  The only noise I ever hear is from the clicks when clicking up the power setting!  Well the only noise I ever hear from the vibrator, that is.  This silent quality makes it a nice little toy for some "private" play in public.  Which leads to another of my surprises related to this toy.

When Sir saw what my review toy would be, I think he immediately planned to send me out in public with it.  We have done quite a bit of "bedroom" play with the mini bullet, but I think Sir enjoyed the public outing more.

Sir sent me to a local mall fitted with the mini vibe and with directions to find a crowded area.  The crowded area didn't bother me so much because of the noise factor, because the vibe really is virtually silent.  But, by the time I had found a really crowded area, the vibe had been on for a few minutes and was already causing some really nice sensations.  I was already trying different stances and positions to get the maximum effect out of the vibe.  I'm sure if people took notice, they would have thought I had ants in my pants. It wasn't ants, it was a purple people eater!  I was constantly wiggling to get the most contact and stimulation I could.

Sir had me walk around the mall for quite awhile, the vibe on the ENTIRE time.  At one point, he had me go to the food court and sit.  The added pressure of the chair pressing the vibe closer was intoxicating.  We had to turn it off at that point or have a really public incident.  Plus, it has been on for a while and was getting a little warm.  The little thing needed a rest.  Well....several little things needed a rest at that point!!!!

Having, quite literally, buzzed around the mall for a few hours, Sir sent me to a restroom for some more direct stimulation!   A time that would have had a splendid conclusion except for the entrance of a mommy with a very unhappy baby.  Mood killer...so we took the play to my car, which was parked in the first parking spot in the row.  I know, not the smartest place to park for playing, but I wasn't even considering that when I parked. So, the end of this play session with the bullet was ultimately delayed until I was once again home.

I have thoroughly enjoyed this purple people eater.  It packs a lot of pleasurable punch in a very small area.  I can't stress enough how absolutely quiet it is.  It is easily cleaned and very mobile.  It's a great little vibe that I thoroughly recommend.

Music Monday - (Revised 5/23, 7:30 am)

The Beatles - Birthday

Happy Birthday, Sir.

You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you.

Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party

I would like you to dance (Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance (Birthday)
I would like you to dance (Birthday)
Dance

I would like you to dance (Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance (Birthday)
I would like you to dance (Birthday)
Dance

You say it's your birthday
Well it's my birthday too, yeah
You say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you.


"THE BEATLES - BIRTHDAY LYRICS." Lyrics. Web. 20 May 2011. <http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/birthday-lyrics-the-beatles/1a263ecc19f362a048256bc2002104f6>.

Has It Ended Yet?

No?  The world didn't end today?  Well, I guess that means I'm having a birthday tomorrow after all.  That's alright with me.

Tomorrow is my 46th.  When the hell did that happen?  My normal glass half empty self might be prone to bemoan the fact that I will now be closer to 50 than 40.  But, that will have been so for 364 days 23 hours and 59 seconds, won't it?

And on an even better note (although what can be better than the world not ending?), I got carded today.  Yep, I bought alcohol and actually got carded.  Not bad.  Makes being closer to 50 than 40 not be so freakin' bad afterall.  I guess that is one benefit of living in a climate where the growing of gills may actually be advantageous.

And to top that note.  Yes, it just keeps getting better.  Sir sent me to the mall with a new toy.  A remote controlled mini-vibe. So I buzzed, quite literally, around the mall for over an hour with the vibe buzzing me the whole time.  Ohhhhh yesssssss!

Thank you, Sir.  And a happy birthday to me!