I know that is not even close to a correct alliteration. And I respectfully request your reprieve for both the rotten literary effort and for being remiss at reporting.
Various and sundry things have kept me occupied this week. I want to report on them, but not sure what to say yet. So, regretfully, I will have to leave you in suspense. I know, I know. Everyone is dying to hear about what is happening in my life, right?
One strange thing happened this week. EdenFantasys contacted me about their review in exchange for a toy opportunity. Really? I have all of 10 followers. But, hey. Who am I to turn down free toys. I want some of those nipple clamps LittleMonkey just tried. Oh yes! Actually, at first I was really excited. Now I have performance anxiety and I'm a little hesitant to accept the offer. My writing tends to be so reflective and intense. And if it doesn't conform to the former quality, then it tends to be technical - cut and dry. Not the exactly stuff that makes for titillating reviews of toys. We'll see.
Peace and love,